someone: *sends me a 6 minute video*
me *35 seconds later*: haha that was very funny!thank you for sending it
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- 15-year-old me:
MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
- me now:
for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
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